We have all worked at a place where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about those untouchable girls who you could bring home to mom if you had the chance. But they’re untouchable.Believe it or not, some workplace romances transpire into exactly what you think they will. Something awful. These are their stories.
8. The Sexy Boss
One employer knows she can use her looks to get what she wants from her subordinates. She admits to flirting, revealing some leg, and wearing her push-up bra before asking her male employees to go the extra mile. If you don’t have a “Y” chromosome, then “Y” haven’t you tried #7?
7. A Little Cleavage Goes A Long Way
If you got it, flaunt it, as the saying goes. It’s a known fact that men like boobs. A girl in New York admits she works hard but never really received too many promotions. As soon as she started revealing more and more cleavage, her boss began to notice her potential.
6. Surprise Gift
One girl’s colleague got her so wet she decided to leave her soaking wet panties inside of his cubicle. “The next day I found a used condom in my desk,” she said. She doesn’t know where it came from and they probably never spoke of it again. Now you know it’s time to meet up with her in #5.
5. Structurally Speaking
It started with a look for this young couple. That look turned into innocent flirty emails. Those flirty emails kept getting dirtier until they couldn’t bear it any longer. They were both seeing other people but decided to meet in the parking structure for a quickie. Over and over again.
4. Under Where?
Women know they have the upper hand if they can get a guy to overthink the situation. A female office worker realized she could get her crush’s attention by wearing no undergarments under her skirt. Wearing now underwear can easily lead to a situation in #3. And that’s okay.
3. It’s A Basic Instinct
One girl wanted her co-worker so bad she came to work wearing no panties. It gets better. During a meeting, she waited until his eyes met hers. She slowly motioned down to your midsection. When his attention diverted to her nether region, she re-crossed her legs like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.
2. That’s Beneath You
Christmas parties are the perfect time to get to know your co-workers outside of the office. One guy admits to having slept with multiple co-workers throughout the entire party. At the end of one party, he wound up with two of his underlings in his hotel room. Take the walk of shame over to #1 if you want to know what goes on in the bathroom.
1. Self Sex In The Stall
It’s the biggest taboo of the modern day business realm, but you know people do it anyway. In fact, one guy admits the office is the only place he does it. He can’t get off anywhere else. If someone takes a 20-minute break, then give them a nod and a handshake. Remember to wash your hands.