Prom Photos Your Parents Won’t Like, Look Closely

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Prom Photos Your Parents Won’t Like, Look Closely

Prom is one of those strange rights of passage that everyone must experience. Sure, in the movies it looks glamorous, but in real life? Prom is full of traditions that don’t make any sense (corsages, anyone?), close physical contact with people you may not know too well, and an expensive, uncomfortable outfit.

Pumped full of unrealistic expectations, you’ll be so excited for the big dance that you likely won’t be mentally prepared for all of the awkward moments that will ensue. Like these!
More like the Twilight Zone…

Because, even devil worshippers have to let loose somehow…

Because, even devil worshippers have to let loose somehow…

Whoever did this chick’s hair either needs a raise or a change of career, we can’t quite tell which.

Whoever did this chick’s hair either needs a raise or a change of career, we can’t quite tell which.

Helen Keller? Stevie Wonder? Herself? Please don’t let it be herself….

Helen Keller? Stevie Wonder? Herself? Please don’t let it be herself….

Sure, beauty is subjective. But these outfits are objectively, unequivocally ugly. You won’t convince me otherwise.

Sure, beauty is subjective. But these outfits are objectively, unequivocally ugly. You won’t convince me otherwise.

Not that we’re complaining about the beautiful young lady in a dress that accentuates her assets.

Not that we’re complaining about the beautiful young lady in a dress that accentuates her assets.

No offense West Virginia, but welcome to prom in West Virginia. So, kind of offense to West Virginia. Sorrey!

No offense West Virginia, but welcome to prom in West Virginia. So, kind of offense to West Virginia. Sorrey!

Piss-poor execution. It’s ALL about the execution.

Piss-poor execution. It’s ALL about the execution.

When shame was not on the radar of this guy.

You remember, I talked about them trying too hard? This is it.